Jurassic Bark: Part 1 (Dylan Hafer on The Valley, In the City, RHOA, Next Gen NYC, RHOC, and more)

"I dreamed a dream of time gone by, when The Valley was fun, if that ever happened." Sarah realizes her lyrical work may need another pass, but the sentiment behind it? Also may need another pass. And yet, "Les Mis" does encompass some of the Bravo stars currently feeling the heat (but thankfully enough, not all of them). And who better to have a few notes about this 16-bar cut than a fellow Bravoholic with dual degrees in Musical Theatre Performance and Mentioning It All: Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at Betches Media, host of "Mention It All," and creator of @BravoByBetches, affectionately known to AGs as SBBD). Sarah and Sweet BB Dyl settle into the cloffice for a full-on deep dive of all things Bravo TV and more (shoutout 100-year-old wooden boats in Amsterdam and Hailey Steinfeld's music career). Over the course of this two-part mention it all, Sarah and Dylan unpack the continued darkness on The Valley (and false equivocations about Danny v. Janet, including that solo cup moment vs. Danny's repeated acts), In the City's pilot episode season, Lindsay Hubbard, Apex Predator (and thank god for that!), Amanda's second at-bat revising history and the reasons for her reunion performance, the ways toxic marriages/binge drinking/rage are being covered on The Valley and In the City, what Next Gen NYC's reunion seating chart means for the future of the cast (and word on the street about Charlie and Ariana), the continued JOY that is RHOA and their subsequent press tours, Kelli's "setting the standard" spiel, what the RHOA reunion trailer revealed about Shamea v. Porsha (and Shamea's unsteady future on the show), the power of watching the RHOA cast successfully monetize their roles, Porsha's RSVP to Rum Bum Halloween, RHOC (...), and more. Say it regret it, write it, neverforgetitthankssomuchagain,Porsha - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 819! Part 1! Thank You to AG's Sponsors! CBDfx: Get 40% off your first order with code ANDYSGIRLS at cbdfx.com Fabletics: Go to Fabletics.com/ANDYSGIRLS and sign up as a VIP to get 80% everything Grow Therapy: Go to GrowTherapy.com/ANDYSGIRLS to get started Happy Mammoth: Get 15% off your entire first order with code ANDYSGIRLS at HappyMammoth.com Knix: Go to Knix.com and use code ANDYSGIRLS FOR 20% off Mint Mobile: Go to MintMobile.com/ANDYSGIRLS Quince: Go to Quince.com/ANDYSGIRLS for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members. NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy. Standing Together: Standing Together is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teachin