The Hunter Biden Episode

Hunter Biden comes over and it gets real presidential in here. We know he’s not a president in any way, but he’s the closest we’ve ever had to a president on this show so Dave spends a lot of the episode trying not to get too political even though he’s not even sure if it’s fair to say that Hunter is a political person. It turns out Hunter has no secrets anymore and is willing to talk about anything. You want to talk about crack cocaine? He’ll talk about crack cocaine. He’ll also tell you all about getting his entire digital footprint stolen, what the White House is really like, his challenge to cage-fight Don Jr, getting sued by Melania for a billion dollars, whether aliens are real, whether his teeth are real, and whether Joe Biden would ever come on this show in sweats. Plus his story about meeting Melissa and marrying her 10 days later, and the mystical, magical moment between them that saved his life. After that, Dave and Benny convince Hunter to hop on the autotune and he convinces us to get in the streets. Thanks for watching us talk to Hunter Biden. We respect you! What happens: 0:00 intro 0:25 real presidential in here 1:32 cage fight with don jr 2:11 veneers 2:59 rfk jr and the central park bear 4:37 coffee with a little sugar 5:25 worst drug in the world 6:06 addiction rates 6:49 no shame 7:06 is hunter a political person 7:57 sober since 2019 8:18 stolen digital footprint 8:41 the cycle of shame 9:40 targeting hunter 10:57 a lot of ammunition 11:55 the laptop 12:25 a new level of cruelty 13:04 democratic leadership vacuum 13:36 new york post stories 15:30 planning to disappear 16:16 first date in 23 years 16:58 crack stigma 17:18 married after 10 days 17:46 the most mystical moment 18:59 trial by fire 19:27 reading the comments 21:26 joe biden as a dad 22:41 16 hours a day every day 23:11 what's that white house like 24:06 what's up with the aliens 24:41 presidential secrets 24:59 a particularly good question 26:06 running for president 26:48 the obamas 27:25 if taylor swift ran for president 28:03 politics as sport 28:28 the catalyst for change 29:08 AI 29:38 loneliness epidemic 30:26 these motherf***ers and their algorithms 31:23 epstein files 31:44 sued by melania for a billion 32:30 eliminationist rhetoric 36:48 how does the secret service work 38:46 how the white house works 40:46 oval office 41:05 presidential food security protocols 42:21 baby in a chewbacca costume 43:41 bad teaching 45:30 taking this show onto the couch 45:40 hunter's art 47:57 dave's political piece 49:06 what is art 49:48 should hunter do onlyfans 50:09 the ed sheeran song 51:44 is benny our generation's rick rubin 52:18 the process of making things 53:16 hunter's daughters love "dave" 53:34 freaky friday 53:54 hunter = humanity 55:34 why we do this show 56:53 a space to talk about politics 57:40 influence 58:45 what politics is 1:00:47 gen alpha 1:01:04 our real enemy 1:02:54 freestyle 1:05:26 joe biden in sweatpants 1:05:42 the full circularity of this afternoon 1:06:08 moving forward with love Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap Helix Sleep makes premium mattresses and bedding that are customized to fit your personal needs, and conveniently shipped to your door. Go to http://helixsleep.com/FKS for 20% off site wide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout, so they know we sent you! Thank you KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI,