Breaking Down The Barstool Brawl | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
2026-08-31 · 106 min · episode 337 · 16 entities
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave and surprise surprise, Bert opens with a confession: he wishes he'd never quit drinking. What follows is a full inventory of the modern male brain, the online pastor Tom watches every morning to get inspired, why 17-year-olds have no business being nostalgic for anything, the exact moment each of them gave up on playing pro sports, and why comedians never seem to get that same reality check. The guys break down Bert's Whoop addiction and the blood clot that started it, get talked into a completely fictional performance-enhancing stack for a 5K, fall in love with bull riding legend JB Mauney, pitch the worst sponsorship idea in podcast history, and watch a food delivery driver take on the entire Barstool office. Then it's cringe cancellation, sobriety influencers, 4:23 a.m. morning routine guys, and a long, very funny argument about which movie stars are actually men and which ones just look at themselves in the mirror. Plus Bert's new fragrance obsession, the colognes of Napoleon, Elvis and JFK, Sebastian Maniscalco's four seasonal robes, Joe Rogan's splits, Billy Bob Thornton at the CMAs, and a big announcement about the future of the show.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:17 - The Jewish Joke Bert Can't Tell On Stage
00:04:26 - Pastor Manning
00:09:09 - Period Sex Confessions & Giving Up On Sports
00:21:50 - Nobody Quits Comedy Or Drinking
00:31:31 - Whoop Obsession, The Blood Clot, & Tren
00:37:09 - JB Mauney & The PBR
00:44:27 - Motorcycles & The 12 O'clock Boys Sponsorship
00:46:56 - The Barstool Helmet Fight
00:52:58 - Fighting Women
00:56:13 - Cringe Cancellation
01:01:35 - Tom's Pep Talk & Bert's Therapy
01:05:05 - Sobriety Influencers & Morning Routine Guys
01:09:04 - Cringey Actors vs. Real Men
01:19:33 - Bert's Fragrance Obsession
01:30:00 - Drakkar Noir Nostalgia
01:36:49 - Sebastian Maniscalco Is A Study
01:40:04 - Bert Meets Billy Bob At The CMAs
01:44:26 - 2 Bears Is Going Back To Weekly
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